THATgirl

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ron weasley wisdom.

ron weasley wisdom.

just spending another rainy sunday watching my hair grow.

just spending another rainy sunday watching my hair grow.

have i mentioned that my dad is a teenage girl?

have i mentioned that my dad is a teenage girl?

this is everything. 

this is everything. 

‘Chapter 1: He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion…no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.’
Er, tsch, no, missed out something.

‘Chapter 1: He was too romantic about Manhattan, as he was about everything else. He thrived on the hustle bustle of the crowds and the traffic. To him, New York meant beautiful women and street-smart guys who seemed to know all the angles…’. No, no, corny, too corny for a man of my taste. Can we … can we try and make it more profound?

‘Chapter 1: He adored New York City. To him, it was a metaphor for the decay of contemporary culture. The same lack of individual integrity that caused so many people to take the easy way out was rapidly turning the town of his dreams in …’
No, that’s a little bit too preachy. I mean, you know, let’s face it, I want to sell some books here.

‘Chapter 1: He adored New York City, although to him it was a metaphor for the decay of contemporary culture. How hard it was to exist in a society desensitized by drugs, loud music, television, crime, garbage…’
Too angry, I don’t want to be angry.

‘Chapter 1: He was as tough and romantic as the city he loved. Behind his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat.’
I love this.
New York was his town, and it always would be…”

Woody Allen, Manhattan

                         three people called me crazy today. clearly i’m doing something right.

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we’re cuties.

we’re cuties.

(Source: aribellah)

and then there was that time she met mindy kaling.

and by met, i definitely mean i saw her leaving the met ball with bj novak from across the street and took a really shitty picture of them.

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like i said, shitty picture. but hey, it’s more than you’ve got.

but come on, with her taunting me on instagram with pics like this, how could i not take that 10 minute walk over to the met in my sweats with a bad camera and some frozen yogurt?   

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i mean look at them. LOOK AT THEM! who wouldn’t wanna hang out with these guys. so i went and “hung out” with them for a bit, cause why the hell not? and it really doesn’t matter that sarah jessica parker, heidi klum, alec baldwin, calvin klein, uma thurman, vera wang, serena williams, colin firth, ashley greene, and gisele bundchen all made appearances before them. they’re not heroes. mindy kaling is a hero. and bj novak is her awesomely adorable and hilarious sidekick. 

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let’s put it this way: the older you get, the easier it is to date younger men. there are more of them.”

connie britton.

hero.